Tonight mom was ranting "I need a cigarette." Over and over, while digging through her purse, which is definitely out of the ordinary.
She was wearing the wrong glasses again, which is not.
I told her she doesn't smoke, and she got furious with me. "When I'm horny i do. When i haven't seen my husband in weeks I do."
She proceeded to tell me Missy smokes. When I told her that she doesn't she got angrier and said "Oh yes, she does. They caught her out in front off the cabins!"
She also talked about a McMichaels bus accident, and all kinds of interesting stories.
Just another day...